Santa Claus is Coming to Town - Page 2
Written by Tara Jill Ciccarone
Saturday, 22 December 2007 08:13
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LSU to get their new tiger a partner A really nice silver band with elephants
engraved on it
- animal lover early 50’s ( unemployed female)
The entire country to get 50 points
tacked onto their I.Q.’s so they’ll
stop voting for Republicans
Any painting Jacob will sell me for 50 bucks
- retired early 40’s (female)
The world to be fair cause it ain’t
Pulitzer Prize winning novels
- small business owner mid 40’s (male)
Cure for cancer
Good Adidas
- plumber early 40’s (male)
To get off of drugs
without having to go to jail
- caretaker for elderly - early 30’s (male)
Happiness/3 million dollars
Nothing
- local business owner (male, claiming Bush is a great president)
Trip to outer space
A used computer
- Russian cashier age unknown (male)
Everybody to be happy
That comfortable massage chair at Brookstone that massages your feet too
- student early 20’s (male)
Café Flora to be open 24 hours Red leather zip up on the side boots
- hipster acting as if in early teens (male?)
Education
A set of encyclopedias
- homemaker late 40’s (female)
My own printing press to print counterfeit money on
A Kraftsman iron
- barista late 20’s (male)
No guns anywhere
Playstation 3
- boy age 12
Everybody to be nice
Super Mario Brothers
- boy age 9
Everybody to have a nice holiday
IPOD to listen to gospel music
- lawyer mid 40’s (female)
Good health
Harley Sportster (new)
- hippie late 50’s (female)
General peace of mind
Conga drum
- puppeteer 40’s (male)
Not to be an alcoholic
Fossil watch
- guy with beer in hand at noon – early 30’s
Better luck gambling
Pair of really good Hornets tickets
- guy in a big hurry – mid 50’s
For people to accept my apologies
A dollhouse
- TJC (2007)
This way to the dollhouse, ladies & gentlemen.
We have been very, very good this year!
Sincerely,
The people of Washington Square, New Orleans, LA.
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