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NOLAFugees.com asks what you would like from Santa this holiday season.

“I already got what I want—no storm damage and a smaller city. You know what I mean." Ginny McMullian, Uptown.


“I could use about five, six more hard working Mexicans to help repair the roof of my apartment complex.” Karl Richardson, property manager.

“For my sister and her family to get approved for one of a FEMA trailer so they can finally move out of my house.” Tesha Banks, bank teller.

“Same thing I ask for every year, about $30,000 interest-free dollars to pay off my student loans,” unidentified English instructor.

“NOLAFugees quit callin' my phone," Shawntrell McGee, x-ray technician.

 "Respect for the rule of law, you goddam savages." H. Dizzle, General.

“Power." Ken Trang, New Orleans East.

"That old aquaintance be forgot," M. Brown, frmr. FEMA director.

"My fingers back, you assholes," Savior, Jackson Square.
Get anything interesting for Christmas? Let NOLAFugees know. Email us with your holiday cheer at editors@nolafugees.com .