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The New Morality
I am a pimp originally from New Orleans but displaced by Hurricane Katrina. I got an election question. First of all, pimps don’t normally vote because pimps hate to vote. Hell, you already know that. I seen your T-shirts. Plus in my case I been busy getting something started here in Houston and don’t really have too much time to follow New Orleans politics. But last Monday I was watching the national TV debate on MSNBC with my man Norman Robinson. Nobody was saying nothing vital that would make me rush to come home. Mostly I was wondering why that Fairbairn lady wasn’t asking questions. Something about her I like. You think maybe Norman hits that? Wait. That’s not my question. Let me get to the point. All of a sudden that crazy old white lady asks the mayor if he wants pimps moving back to New Orleans. She wasn’t nice about it at all. If you ask me, it sounds like she doesn’t want pimps coming back. So I got curious. The trick whose house I’m staying at got wireless, so I Googled Peggy Wilson. That’s the white lady’s name. Anyway, you know how the internet is. I’m one place and then another. Before you know it I’m on this website that’s got this picture of Peggy Wilson, and the article’s talking about how great it’s going to be for New Orleans to have a white mayor. I was thinking, what kind of crazy site is this? So I looked around some more. Then I saw these two young blonde twins who have some sort of band. Now I ain’t no pedophile. Ask anyone. We stomped their asses at the Astrodome. Still, the girls got me curious. But then the trick brought me my dinner and I had to log off. So my question is this. Fuck voting. Who are these twin girls, and what do they have to do with the election?
H-Town Hustler
You have stumbled upon Lynx and Lamb Gaede, who together comprise the band Prussian Blue. They sing songs of white pride and racial purity, but in the cutest way possible. The website you stumbled upon is called National Vanguard. The folks at National Vanguard believe that New Orleans, shed of pimps, will be made safe for girls like Lynx and Lamb, and, presumably, all other blonde-haired blue-eyed kinder. We do not know what they have to do with Peggy Wilson or the election. All that aside, we laud your participation, via online research, in the democratic process. We further recommend, though, that you carry out your civic duty and write in “Pimp Don’t Vote” wherever they allow you to cast your ballot.
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