Me read where Chris Rose now taking anti-depressant medication. Me sympathize. Me been down road before, back when me involved in educational venture and we turn out generation of children with no attention span and inability to conjugate verb. Me grow sorrowful at damage me wrought. Back then Paxil not available, so me self-medicate with whatever stash provided to me by junkie heiress bitches. It harrowing time, but me work through it.
Me have chance to talk to Rose at recent “Politics With Punch” show at Le Chat Noir. Rose unburden himself. Me suggest he read Nathaniel West’s Miss Lonelyhearts for solace. Me quote key monologue from novel for Rose:
“Man hired to give advice to readers of newspaper. Job circulation stunt and whole staff consider it joke…He too consider job joke, but after several months at it, joke begin to escape him. He see that majority of letters profoundly humble pleas for moral and spiritual advice, and they inarticulate expressions of genuine suffering. He also discover that correspondents take him seriously. For first time in his life, he forced to examine the values by which he live. Examination show him that he victim of joke and not perpetrator.”
West ahead of his time.
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Me drink large cocktails with Treasurer John Kennedy; me respect his fiscal & whiskey control.
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Reason me at “Politics With Punch” show was to support NOLAFugees political and sports handicapper Jackson Moss, who participate on panel hosted by Bayou Buzz columnist Jeff Crouere. If me know Moss was going to screw me on Saints-Ravens game, me never would have showed up. But evening not bad. Me get to advise 2nd Congressional district Troy “C” Carter on how to defeat me good friend Bill Jefferson if Troy make runoff. Me recommend banner ad on NOLAFugees.com. Editors need to kick me commission when deal come to pass.
Other luminaries also on panel. Basin Street records president Mark Samuels there, as well as Sandra “18 Wheeler” Hester, former tormentor of city school board who now living in rural Missouri. (Me read where Rose do “60 Second Interview” with Ms. Hester. When me get profiled?) Me even get to drink large cocktails with Irish Louisiana State Treasurer John Kennedy. Good to know man with hold over purse strings.
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Public Access not been the same since Ms. Hester been gone. Who will gadfly Recovery Schools?
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Later me chat endlessly with former beauty pageant bitches in attendance, but after spending previous evening with burlesque bitches at Fleur de Tease show at One Eyed Jacks, me have to say lack of fishnets a disappointment.
Ah, what a beautiful night at One Eyed Jacks! Me get to reunite with Tennessee Williams Fest bitch Karissa Kary, recently back from Argentina, and we spend hour talking about sensuality of tango. And all that before me get to go backstage to hang with Fleur de Tease bitches. Ringleader Trixie Minx introduce me all around, and me pleased with variety of body type.
Later me watch show with Karissa and we both impressed with bitches flair for expression. We also agree that exposed back tattoos jarring anachronism when trying to play role of 19th Century French maid, but for me pasties and ample ass exposure make up for flaw.
After show me speak with One Eyed Jacks owner Rio Hackford. Me and his dad Taylor go back to days when he had me barred from set of “An Officer and a Gentleman” for stalking Debra Winger. (Charges never filed, but following year on set of “Terms of Endearment,” Bob Kerrey try to have me killed.) Me also talk with fetishists from Whirling Dervish on Decatur Street named Aime and Jason. They invite me to weekly fetish gig that take place on Thursday nights. Me big fan of flagellation. Perhaps it what Rose need, too.
On me way out me run into Gambit Weekly listings bitch Katie Walenter. Me not see her in months, either. Evening have vibe of happy reunion. Me invite Katie to NOLA Bookfair where me sign new Lavender Ink edition of Chris Rose Dead 2 Me, but her social calendar full.
Book signing modest success. Me whore enough copies to recoup hit me took betting Saints against Baltimore Ravens. Jack Moss have head up ass for that one. But like rest of country on eve of mid-term elections, me stay course.
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