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Nagin's Technology council has accepted a bid to maintain our hispanic labor force through bionic technology.
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Flush from his success in securing an improved trash hauling contract for the city, New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin announced that he has negotiated a deal with an innovative company specializing in semi-automated migrant labor to aid in the city’s recovery effort
“Man, if you thought those Mexicans worked like machines before, y’all gotta see ‘em when they’re fitted with actual machine parts,” Nagin said.
The company, MaxiMex Technologies, is based out of San Antonio, Texas. Its president, Dallie Barnes, was beside Nagin during the announcement.
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Barnes provided a demonstration: this monkey's bionic arm could easily be fitted with a rake or roofing gun.
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“Our company combines the most cutting edge building technologies available with the most exploitative labor practices that the law is willing to ignore,” Barnes said.
Nagin was adamant saying that this kind of partnership is only the beginning for New Orleans.
“I’m right now talking with defense contractors about the use of human shields as a way of reducing our murder rate among documented citizens,” Nagin said. “My vision is coming together.”
