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A Katrina Memoir In Numbers

LukeBusy consulting the Qabbalah for help with your Louisiana Road Home money? Throwing the old
I-Ching to sort out when your insurance check will arrive? Who needs numerology? NOLAFugees correspondent Bill Loehfelm looks at past, present, and future, does the math and tells us we’re all going to be fine.


Survivor’s Syndrome Redux

You would think that news of Jon Benet Ramsey’s killer would be welcome relief for those of us overloaded by grim stories of our city. Not so for Dana Harrison-Tidwell, who files from New Mexico, and for whom the emergence of John Mark Karr evokes an eerie parallel.

Roadmap to Peace: I’m Surrounded By White People!

Kristen Van de Biezenbos ended up in Portland by way of New York, and after a year of exile. Despite the progressivism and the killer 'dro, she's putting Portland on notice:
she leaving you, you cracker-ass granola sucking bitch.


A Post-Preseason Offering

NOLAFugees political analyst and handicapper Jack Moss begins the season with a serious predicition: the New Orleans Saints will win their division next season and thereby earn a bye in the first round of the NFL Playoffs. Faith may be optional, but a true Saints fan believes.

Starfucking w/Cookie: Turning the Corner

NOLAFugees society columnist Cookie was busy the past few weeks, doing the whole Katrina Anniversary thing and all. Between pushing his forthcoming book, Chris Rose Dead 2 Me, covering NOLAFugees' ass on the Chef Duke show, the Virgo B-day, and opening weekend of the NFL betting season, he is obviously turning the corner.

Special Feature:
How Do I Gut Thee?
LukeBeen putting off the inevitable sheetrock removal? Still hoping for another big storm to take it all away? Our correspondent Andrea Boll shares her advice for tidying up the ruins of your life.
Downtown Hipsters Debate Coolest Bar for Armed Robbery

Riley Blames Stingrays for Holiday Weekend Violence
R. Kelly Criticizes Assailant of Man Trapped In Closet

SAINTS RECAP/PRECAP
J.Moss calls the Saints dome-opener against the Dirty Birds. Coming home 2-0 after a well-earned win over Favre's Packers, will the Saints take the Dirty South crown?
Jack Moss Recaps Saints Victory; Speculates on Amount of Favre Giveaways
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Beaucoup Problems: A review of Little Miss Sunshine
"You ever get the feeling that some people have information you don’t? That there’s some big secret you’re supposed to know? Well, that’s what watching Little Miss Sunshine is like. All these people in the theater kept busting out laughing, and I couldn’t figure out why."


The Storyville Starlettes
The New Orleans Burlesque Renaissance wasn't stripped after the hurricane, and in fact is alive and well. Apparently in the Aftermath people still like garters, pasties and tassels. Entertainment Correspondent Sheri McKee takes in a tease with local burlesque supergroup The Storyville Starlettes.

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