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Inconceivable.

LukeLocal writer, publisher, educator, and now breeder Anne Gisleson discovered she was up the stick while on evacucation. Now, with everything back to normal, safe, sound, and secure, she reflects on what it really means to repopulate New Orleans.

Meine Hurrikan Kinder

LukeWhat could be worse than being cut-off from the rest of the world in the aftermath of the largest natural disaster in the history of the nation? Your baby-momma hitting contractions the next morning. Jochen Krantz recounts the party that was the birth of his son, Evan.


Getting it Together

LukeJust when this author (who has to remain anonymous for insurance purposes) was putting the final touches on his nascent rental property empire, all hell broke loose. Car crashes, flooding, looting, and a 100' tree in his laundry room. So, like the rest of us, he and his wife self-medicated and fucked. Now, 9 months later, guess what?

La Naissance de Belle Brock

LukeThe last time C.W. Cannon made a baby, the child showed up during Isidore, and had to be named Noah. This time, it was Mardi Gras, and what could be more fitting a name for a Carnival Year Zero baby than Belle? God knows why Cookie is there.

Prego Fashion

LukeAccording to 3 time mother Sheri McKee, finding cool clothes when with seed was hard before the storm. But with some dedication, she's been able to find the proper look for those post-deluvian children.


Starfucking w/Cookie

LukeWhere have you been, me blue-haired son? Oh where have you been, me drunk bug-eyed one? NOLAFugees.com Society Columnist Cookie returns, on the World Cup, a minor act of contrition, the Saturn Bar, and what happens when you see the Morning 40 Federation in the heat of the summer.


NEWS DISTRACTIONS

Bywater High Ride Spoiled by Flirtatious National Guardsmen
In an incident shockingly similar to a military investigation of human rights violations in Iraq, Lindsay Meyers recenly suffered a buzzkill brought on by too-flirtatious National Guardsmen in her Bywater neighborhood.

Scandal Widens in Aftermath of Ghana's World Cup Success
Following Ghana's trouncing of U.S. Soccer in the world cup qualifying round, Rep. William Jefferson seeks to quiet the scandal surrounding his dealings with the West African nation.

National Guard to Restore False Sense of Hope
Beginning Tuesday, the National Guard will redeploy in the New Orleans Metro area, bringing with them the illusion that order will be restored and the city’s recovery effort will continue unimpeded.

Saturn Rings
When O'neil Broyard passed away in January, there was much speculation as to the future of this 9th ward landmark. But thanks to his nephew Eric and his extended clan, the Saturn Bar has reopened. By Anne Giselson.



Off the Charts:
a review of An Inconvenient Truth.
NOLAFugees film critic Feelicia Brown on Al Gore's latest powerpoint presentation.

CORRESPONDENCE
The New Morality
In the wake of the storm there's a new morality.


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